Our Weekend in Ed
Drive Up!
• Approx 5 hrs.
• Listened to Rick Ds and the weekly top forty twice (Much to the chagrin of my forlorn mother)
• Got subway. Contemplated buying “Baked” Chips for a certain boy we know.
• Stopped and saw Grandma! Doing better.
• Texted Ashton. He creepered on Amy (Innocence and Rainbows!)
• We finally got to the hotel. What an uneventful drive up.
At Hotel!
• Saw Rayna and Victoria per their demand
• Weren’t allowed to go to West Ed. Went to superstore instead. Found it a suitable compromise.
• Bought Candyland the board game. It was $7.00. NOT 7.99 AMY!
• Dyed hair.... and most of bathroom
• Went for dinner. (“I’m having Cajun chicken.” “What’s a Cajun?”)
• Hung out in Judy and Amy the coach’s room. That’s a synonym for Amy got really bored.
• Went back to room and started a scary movie, but got hijacked by Rayna and Victoria
• Ran around the hotel like maniacs.
• Manager threw shortbread cookies at us
• Went swimming in our clothes (Meghan. Meghan! MEGHAN!)
• Sat on the hotel chairs and soaked them (And took pictures)
• Yelled at two random tall people. Asked if they wanted to be friends.
• Rayna and Victoria went to bed
• Amy and I met one of the tall people (Devon) when he got locked out of his room.
• Met the other tall person (Geoff) when he wouldn’t let Devon in.
• Talked to them while haphazardly hanging Do Not Disturb signs on their door. (This ones Franny, This ones Annie, and that ones Beth!)
• Stacked empty pop cans outside their door, and Amy drew them a picture
• Went to sleep at 1:45(Tried to at least. Turns out we aren’t that good at it)
• Woke up at eight. Bad Idea, Amy was a grumper pants.
• Went to buffet with Amy
• Watched Zaboomafoo in our room! This animal is a friend of mine from the tip of his nose to....I forget the words.
• Went back to buffet with Rayna and Victoria (Amy stayed and slept in the room). However I was not allowed in due to my lack of proper shoes. Or shoes of any kind.
• Went back upstairs to get shoes, told Geoff and Devon they had to come down to the buffet.
• Saw them at buffet, along with our parents. When they left Amy came out of the room just to yell goodbye. Ah good times.
• Left Hotel


At Competition!
• Took a little trip to Timmy Hoes
• Went to a DIFFERENT superstore with Mother
• Bought Rayna a Joe emery file
• Arrived at Phoenix, did general warm-up, took pictures. Blah blah blah, boring.
• Competed first two events (GOT EIGHTH ON TRAMP! Yay!)
• Had spicy Italian sausage. Chose it to embarrass Rayna. It worked
• Amy went on a walk with Victoria’s brother. They found a shovel
• Went to go find the two. Two people saw me walking by myself, and then coming back with Amy and Erik. I told them I’d found a factory that makes friends.
• Mother yelled at Amy for something she didn’t do, so we were in quite a bad mood. (Dear satin. Please don’t yell at my friends for something they didn’t do.)
• Left. Just as boring as the drive up

DriveDown!
• BEST PART OF TRIP!
• Did Amy’s Homework
• Stopped outside of a Red deer Husky gas station to charge our phones. Stood there singing and dancing for approx twenty minutes. Go us. (Sleep with me now, say the word and we’ll go. No I meant leave with me now!)
• Watched “Can I have your number” On Amy’s cellular device
• Amy yelled “Satan, stop the car. I have to urinate.” At my mother. Laughed until I cried.
• Stopped in High River. (Hit all the POT holes in HIGH river. Heheheh)
• Boughted some Ice teas. Large Ice teas. Bad idea
• Had to make an emergency pit stop on the highway. Somehow managed to break the van.
• Spent ten minutes attempting to close the stupid van door that hated us enough to not want to 
• Sang new lyrics to Matt Nathanson’s get higher
• So come on get high ‘cause you’re missing my lips. You’re hungry and tired ‘cause you just took a hit, and it brings you down hard and gives you the munchies.